April 17, 2013 by veryspeciallady
Williems and I have a deep, devoted connection to one another. I think I’ve finally found my soulmate.
April 11, 2013 by veryspeciallady
I’ve just heard the tragic news that Austin is dead from a lawyer out in Malaysia. This is a terrible day :(
April 5, 2013 by veryspeciallady
Mr. Frank Morgan found a bunch of boxes at the airport. He is a very smart man and suspected they were filled with money – and goddarnit – he was right! Now he wants to share them with me. How lucky can I get?
April 1, 2013 by veryspeciallady
Holy doodle! I just got an email from a REAL knight! He wants to give me a lot of money, which has already been approved by the White House. I’m glad to see Obama is making the changes he promised by approving this inheritance so quickly. Yes he can.
March 25, 2013 by veryspeciallady
My dear, cancerous friend Jamila told me that I needed to conduct business with this bank in order to receive my payment. I think I may have angered them.
March 24, 2013 by veryspeciallady
Tragically, this is Mrs. Jamila Abd-Al-hamid, who is dying of cancer. The good news is that she’s been looking for a sister like me on the Internets to leave her inheritance to.
February 24, 2013 by veryspeciallady
Mr. James Campbell emailed me today telling me he was a top American diplomat. The news aroused me deeply, so I wrote him back asking him to join me for dinner, but I think he’s afraid of temptresses like myself.