1. Williems Steven vs. Constance Merryweather

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    April 17, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    Williems and I have a deep, devoted connection to one another. I think I’ve finally found my soulmate.

  2. Austin is Dead :(

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    April 11, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    I’ve just heard the tragic news that Austin is dead from a lawyer out in Malaysia. This is a terrible day :(

  3. Mr. Frank Morgan vs. Constance Merryweather

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    April 5, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    Mr. Frank Morgan found a bunch of boxes at the airport. He is a very smart man and suspected they were filled with money – and goddarnit – he was right! Now he wants to share them with me. How lucky can I get?

  4. Sir Robert Wilson vs. Constance Merryweather

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    April 1, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    Holy doodle! I just got an email from a REAL knight! He wants to give me a lot of money, which has already been approved by the White House. I’m glad to see Obama is making the changes he promised by approving this inheritance so quickly. Yes he can.

  5. Asian Bank of Finance vs. Constance Merryweather

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    March 25, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    My dear, cancerous friend Jamila told me that I needed to conduct business with this bank in order to receive my payment. I think I may have angered them.

  6. Jamila Abd-Al-hamid vs. Constance Merryweather

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    March 24, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    Tragically, this is Mrs. Jamila Abd-Al-hamid, who is dying of cancer. The good news is that she’s been looking for a sister like me on the Internets to leave her inheritance to.

  7. UN Diplomat James Campbell vs. Constance Merryweather

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    February 24, 2013 by veryspeciallady

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    Mr. James Campbell emailed me today telling me he was a top American diplomat. The news aroused me deeply, so I wrote him back asking him to join me for dinner, but I think he’s afraid of temptresses like myself.

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